Ninjabuscus

Prompt: “Do you wanna order something? Like maybe pizza?” + “Why?” + “I just saw somebody eating it on TV.” Today has been long to say the least. Everything just kept going wrong. As soon as I got to the coffee shop I almost slipped on a drink spilt by a customer who was clearly still drunk from what I assume was a wild night out. And guess who had to clean it up. Then they threw up on the spot I had just cleaned. Guess who had to clean that up as well. Then the coffee machine broke. Then a batch of muffins burnt because Geoff forgot what time he put them in. Then a customer complained about their drink. A

I've been driving for what feels like months. I've been driving myself insane for what feels like years. I've been driving with no purpose for what feels like a life time. As I drive with no set destination, I ponder over what brings me here. The events that have led me to this certain point in my existence. What drove me to leave my house? Why am I driving in the middle of the night? Why at fifty miles per hour? Where do I plan on going? All of this hasn't been thought out that well, but that's what happens when you're desperate to just get out. Feeling trapped in your own house messes with your head. Surprising, seeing as I didn't think th

Prompt: “Do you wanna order something? Like maybe pizza?” + “Why?” + “I just saw somebody eating it on TV.” Today has been long to say the least. Everything just kept going wrong. As soon as I got to the coffee shop I almost slipped on a drink spilt by a customer who was clearly still drunk from what I assume was a wild night out. And guess who had to clean it up. Then they threw up on the spot I had just cleaned. Guess who had to clean that up as well. Then the coffee machine broke. Then a batch of muffins burnt because Geoff forgot what time he put them in. Then a customer complained about their drink. A

It's the 31st of October. It's Halloween. The time is 7 pm. Safe to say that both Zack and Grieco have disappointed me with their costumes this year. I mean Zack's costume isn't that bad but Grieco hasn't put any damn effort into his. He could have bought a shitty vampire costume or gone as a werewolf. But no. So I am heading to the party with Michael Myers and some shithead with an American Horror Story t-shirt and fake blood. This year I thought we would go as 'traditional' supernatural beings, but nope. Zack has gone as a character from Halloween (like I said, not really that bad) and Grieco has essentially gone as himself twenty minutes

Title:  I thought you said feather Author: A penis named Derek Pairing: Phan Rating: 5 stars Warnings: Sarcasm and swearing Disclaimer: I don’t own Phil (AmazingPhil) or Dan (danisnotonfire). This is fiction and in no way do I claim they are relationship because I’m being sarcastic Author's Note: Sarcastic Ninjabuscus is STILL sarcastic "Phil!" Dan screamed at, you guessed it, Phil who was upstairs. Why he screamed, I do not know dear reader because for one I am not Dan. But jesus christ, he must be trying to communicate with aliens or some shit. "What Dan?" Phil shouted back, because unlike Dan he wasn't trying to contact extra

It has been three days. I haven't spoken to Oli. I haven't told the guys why I came home drunk as a skunk. I haven't heard from Dan. None of us have. Continuously we have all texted and called him but to no avail. All we get in response is an automated message once we reach the voice mail. It's been an entire three days since he went to look for me, and if something has happened to him then I have no idea what I would do. Sob? Drink? Isolate myself? I could probably do a lot worse, but we'll leave it there. I refuse to speak to Oli. At least until I get my head sorted. My thoughts are a puzzle, and a bloody difficult one at that. I need ti

Monday 16th December Dear love,              I miss you. Like really fucking miss you. I know you've only been away for about five days now and I can just simply text or call you, but neither of those seem good enough to tell you what I am about to. I'm sorry. I am so so so so so so so so so so sorry. You know that argument we had literally five minutes before you left? That has been on my mind ever since and I feel so guilty. I find it hard to sleep at night, my brain is too busy thinking to let me sleep. I got irritated over such a stupid little thing, and I ended up shouting at you when I really had no reason to. I knocked a mug over

Title: Resident Evil Author: Le moi (Ninjabuscus) Genre: Um... Rating: All the people of all the ages! Warnings: Swear words? Not suitable for consumption. Disclaimer: One does not own Dean or Jack (OMFGItsJackAndDean) or any other YouTubers mentioned. None of this is real, just something I made up with my simple and bored brain. Do you see what boredom does to some people? Author's Note: Enjoy! This is based off of the game ‘Resident Evil 4’ which is super mega awesome. We all slept in that house over night. Of course, we made at least one person stay awake at a time whilst the others were asleep to make sure no locals murdered

Title: I'm Not Afraid Of You Author: Le moi (Ninjabuscus) Pairing: Jean Hobbs Rating: Bloc Party Warnings: Swear words possibly Disclaimer: I don’t own Jack or Dean (OMFGIt’sJackAndDean). This is fiction and in no way do I claim they are relationship. Author's Note: This is a series where YOU decide what happens next. Get your seat belts fastened, hold tight, and enjoy the ride ^-^ One month later The sky is grey, almost black, and the rain outside is heavy, droplets of water being thrown at my window and trailing down. It is as if the water is trying to get in. It has been like this for so long now, it must have been about a

Title: The Rumour Author: Ninjabuscus and UnicyclingElephant Rating: All the people of all the ages! Warnings: Swear words? Disclaimer: One does not own Phil (AmazingPhil), Dan (DanIsNotOnFire), Chris (Crabstickz), PJ (KickthePJ), Dean or Jack (OMFGItsJackAndDean). All of this is fictional and in no way do I or UnicyclingElephant imply that any of these guys are actually in a relationship. None of this is real. “Daddy! Come on or we’ll be late!” Little Sophie cried, as she kept a hold of my hand as she pulled me towards the school. “OK sweetie, but we need to wait for Victoria, Ivy and Dad.” I tell her with

Title: Curse Author: Le moi (Ninjabuscus) Genre: Kind of sad? Rating: All the people of all the ages! Warnings: Swear words? Disclaimer: One does not own Dan (DanIsNotOnFire) or Phil (AmazingPhil). All of this is fictional and in no way do I imply that they are actually in a relationship. None of this is real, just something I made up with my simple and bored brain. Do you see what boredom does to some people? Author's Note: Enjoy! I’m sorry for you suffering through this. I would offer you Fruit Mentos and Maltesers, but I like them... Dan’s PoV “DAN!” I heard a voice, but it shouted just as there was a clap